Sunday, July 15, 2007

The Islamic Epcot -

i've been busy - but this what went through my mind today -

The Islamic Epcot -

We have several lands surrounding Terror World. The Shia Pavilion and ride, where everyone dies. The Shi'ite Peaceful Nuclear Explosions ride and land, where you can leave glowing like the world around you. The 'New' Hanging Gardens of Babylon - where the severed heads of the infidels are hanging. IED Row - where you can experience a fun filled multimedia ride down the road to the Baghdad Airport, filled with explosives and IEDs by the roadside. Burqa World, where women can choose from two colors for their head to toe footwear, blue or black. What the fashionable woman is wearing this year.

The ever-popular "Suicide Bomber Experience: where you put on an explosive vest and try to explode yourself amonst the most jews. The arcade is filled with the many new and exciting games including "YOU Blow Up the World Trade Center," where for 50 cents were per try you can compete with the members of the September 11th flight crews to see who can make the trade center fall the fastest. And, the always popular "Kill Bush, Flight 93" game, where you try to fly your 767 full of screaming passengers through the window of the Oval Office while George Bush is trying to run out of the room.

These and other thrills await you at Desert World, the Epoct of the Middle East.
Your visit is capped off by the nightly performance of "Baghdad Skies," an American F-18 bombing raid at sunset, with live bombs and anti-aircraft fire